i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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