i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
