:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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