i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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