If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
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when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Randomize
