I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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