Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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