Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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