Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You need a sexual gate keeper
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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