I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
where am i from again
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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