How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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