Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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