Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
last night I used snow as a chaser
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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