is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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