i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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