It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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