Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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