Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Porn is love you can see.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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