Its about making memories worth repressing
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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