what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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