so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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