I want to stick my p in your. b.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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