can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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