fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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