I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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