We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
