office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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