I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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