If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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