Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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