And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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