Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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