So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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