Banned from zoo.
Again?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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