Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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