sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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