your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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