exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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