using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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