I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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