You surviving the open bar?
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oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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