the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Randomize
