I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
