I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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