Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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