So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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