it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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