I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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