my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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