The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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