question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Randomize
