Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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