im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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