At least make sure they are 18
Why
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Randomize
