Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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