using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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