I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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