MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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